Not Today Karen – The Mug That Says What You’re Thinking

Some mornings call for caffeine.

Other mornings call for boundaries.

The Not Today Karen mug is your daily dose of unapologetic energy, the kind that says “I’ve had enough meetings, opinions, and unsolicited advice for one lifetime.”

This isn’t just a mug. It’s a vibe.

A declaration that your peace of mind is on a tight schedule, and gossip, drama, or passive-aggressive comments didn’t get the invite.

💥 Bold retro design that pops on your desk or kitchen bench
☕ 11oz ceramic mug – dishwasher & microwave safe
🎁 Perfect gift for that friend who’s one “feedback session” away from snapping

You’ve done your time. You’ve earned your coffee.
Say it loud, sip it proud - Not today, Karen.

Add to cart before Karen asks for a “quick chat.”