The adult colouring book for legends who are cooked, cranky, and completely over it.

Need a laugh?
Need a break?
Need the world to bugger off for five minutes so you can breathe?

This sweary, stress-melting, Aussie-as colouring book is packed with 69 pages of chaos, calm, insults, affirmations, and absolute filth — all wrapped in detailed line art you can colour at home, at work, or while hiding in the pantry with a block of chocolate.

Pour a wine, grab your pencils, and colour your frustrations away like the foul-mouthed masterpiece you are.

🔥 WHY YOU’LL BLOODY LOVE IT

This isn’t your average colouring book.
This is a therapy session with attitude.

• Laugh-out-loud Aussie insults

• Cathartic stress relief (for when yoga can get stuffed)

• Beautiful, detailed line-art animals + patterns

• The perfect “I can’t even” activity for mentally cooked humans

• Printable again and again (unlimited pages = unlimited swearing)

📥 WHAT’S INCLUDED

Everything you need for instant zen + chaos:

✔ 69-page digital colouring book (PDF)

High-res pages you can print at home or colour on your iPad.

✔ A4 + US Letter sizes

Works anywhere in the world — Australia, US, UK, Mars.

✔ Cheeky “This Book Belongs To” page

Tell people to keep their grubby mitts off.

✔ Completion Certificate

Because you deserve recognition for surviving life.

✔ Thank You Page (SJM style)

A warm hug followed by “now piss off and relax.”

🧡 WHO THIS IS FOR

Perfect for:

• burnt-out mums

• midlife women

• office workers who need a silent scream break

• teachers, nurses, retail staff — absolute saints

• your sweary best friend

• your sis, your mum, your boss (if she’s cool)

• YOU — yes, you deserve nice things

😂 PERFECT FOR GIFTING

This book is a massive hit for:

• Birthdays

• Secret Santa

• Mother’s Day

• Workmates

• Girls’ nights

• Hens' nights

• Stress relief bundles

• Anyone who says “nah, I’m fine” but clearly isn’t

🌈 PRINT OR COLOUR DIGITALLY

Use:

• pencils

• textas

• crayons

• Procreate

• your kid’s art supplies (they’ll live)

Re-print your favourite pages as many times as you want.
Once you buy it? It’s yours forever, legend.

❗IMPORTANT NOTE

This is a digital download.
No physical book will be shipped.

Your file will be ready instantly after checkout — no waiting, no stuffing around.

⭐ READY TO SWEAR & COLOUR YOUR WAY TO SANITY?

Click Add to Cart to get instant access and start colouring away your chaos.

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