Don’t poke the bear before coffee – Funny Animal Coffee Mug

Consider this your polite morning warning.

The Don’t Poke the Bear Before Coffee mug is made for the caffeine-deprived legends who need a solid dose of espresso before any form of conversation. Equal parts grumpy and loveable, it’s the perfect companion for early mornings, long meetings, and “don’t talk to me yet” vibes.

Designed with Aussie humour and made for maximum caffeine capacity, it’s the perfect mix of motivation and mischief.

Details:

• 11oz white glossy ceramic

• Dishwasher & microwave safe

• Printed to order in Australia

• Comfortable C-handle for easy sipping

• Sent in recyclable packaging (because we give a dam)

Perfect for:
☕ Workdays, side hustles, and caffeine emergencies
🎁 Gifts for busy mates and boss-level builders
💬 Anyone who’s one sip away from world domination

Need a way to say it without growling?
Add to cart, pour your brew, and let your mug deliver the message — no words (or roars) required.